I don't care what April says.
This morning we were huddled around our tiny sink, each with a toothbrush hanging out of our mouths and a stick of deodorant coating our pits.
Secret for me, some stinky boy deodorant for Apes.
When I brush (which IS every day), I brush.
April didn't pay as much attention to her molars as I did, so she finished first.
She spit. And then held her hand under the faucet to collect some water.
Well, I was done and tired of waiting.
So I rinsed my toothbrush.
A tiny bit of my run off landed in April's cupped hand and she growled so loud you'da thought I'd gone through the closet and ripped everything off the hangers before throwing the clothes into mismatched piles on the floor.
"I WAS GOING TO RINSE MY MOUTH WITH THAT!!!"
"Oh. So? What's the big deal?"
Seriously. What the frig is the big deal?
She's such a drama queen.
11 comments:
I cannot be in the same bathroom when Madelene is brushing her teeth. I'm a "clean spitter" while she kind of sprays the entire area BUT the sink. I just can't.
I give you two credit! That is LOVE!
Hysterical photo!
I hope you kissed and made up -- keeping all the spit to your respective selves of course.
j.
HA it's a good thing you don't get your toothbrushes mixed up...Imagine her reaction then if that were to happen.
Ew, Heather, just ew.
Well. Obviously, you contaminated her rinsing supply. Such contamination is nearly impossible to eliminate unless one turns over their hand, therefore letting the contamination run off. The formerly infected person should then be free to go back to the faucet for an un-tainted supply of rinsing water.
Dual sinks in our house. Melissa can use her toothpaste spit covered area and leave my area nice and clean....
It may save our marriage one day...
It was a requirement for the new house!
yeah...i am not a fan of sharing spit unless that is what the point of what i am doing is. share spit i mean. toothpaste spit...nope, couldn't do it.
Hehe, I think the trick is to live with person who's up and out the door by the time you wake up. No bathroom conflicts :)
Deb: Clearly, if we ever visit you, Madeline and I will be perfectly comfortable sharing a spit covered bathroom :)
mlc: shoot. after the fit she threw, Apes will be lucky to ever swap any kind of spit with me again (...who am I kidding. that's so not true....)
ms cute pants: boy, do I have a story for you. A "using another's toothbrush story"...oy. check out:
http://thewishfulwriter.blogspot.com/2007/07/whats-yours-is-mine-really-it-is.html
Hahn: I should've expected that from you...you, you, April supporter! :)
brian: I thought we had something special? I expect Hahn to be in April's corner...she makes her own spreadsheets. But you too? What's the world coming to?
feisty: i. just. don't. get. it. WHAT is wrong with some spit?
Natalie: think about it, thought. THIS would be cleaner, minty spit swaping. at least, that's what I think....
Marloff: I've missed you! And I totally think you are on to something! I could also suggest April use the downstairs bathroom and leave me to spit wherever and whenever I wanted. I'm sure she'll tell me it's a fabulous idea and offer to move my stuff down there for me....
Hbear: YOU ARE NOT RIGHT. That's all I have to say. And you know what I speak of. ps...you were right. I laughed my ass off.
Heather, I am in your corner on this one... If you read my comment with a note of sarcasm mixed with exasperation I think you'll see what I mean.
A.K.A. All apes had to do was get a new handful of water... And don't let me hear you doubting that somethin special ever again! LOL
Dude, I don't see what the big deal is. You were rinsing your toothbrush, not spitting it out in her mouth.
Then again, Melyssa refuses to be in the bathroom with me while I brush my teeth. She said it may put her off kissing me ever again if she watches me.
We obviously just picked freaks.
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